Ship Your Enemies Glitter!


A friend of an old college friend of mine posted a link his Facebook profile to a business that ships glitter to unsuspecting people.

Anyone who has little kids knows of the nightmare a glitter storm will cause after it hits your home. You have glitter in and all over everything–washer, dryer, bed, dog, carpet, clothers, etc.

Now, imagine what sending glitter to someone will do to them. I know it sounds like an awful thing to do. But it’s equals parts evil and awesome.


We fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.

We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.

So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We’ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.

Yep, that’s evil for sure. But I do respect the ingenuity these people.

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Glitter on!

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